Mocktails at Weddings: Why Dry Doesn’t Mean Dull

Morgan Blankenship
2 days ago
3 min read

Listen. We love a good boozy beverage as much as the next party-starting mobile bar crew, but let’s talk about the unsung hero of the wedding world: the mighty mocktail.

Yes, darling. We’re here to make the case that spirit-free drinks are not just for pregnant people, designated drivers, or your one friend on a wellness journey—they’re for everyone who wants to sip something sexy without sliding under the table by 9 p.m.

So buckle up (and pour a pineapple spritzer), because here’s why your reception needs a mocktail menu:

1. Not Everyone Drinks… and That’s OK, Karen.

Here’s the tea (er, sparkling hibiscus lemonade): Not every guest is looking to go shot-for-shot at your reception. Some are driving. Some are sober. Some are 8 years old with a juice addiction. And some just want to remember your wedding... unlike that guy who danced with a ficus at your cousin’s.

Mocktails let everyone feel included without offering them “just water” like it’s 1996.

2. Mocktails Are Flawlessly Fabulous

Don’t be fooled by the name—these drinks are not pretending to be anything. They’re not just soda in a wine glass. They are handcrafted, color-coordinated, photo-ready masterpieces.

Fresh herbs? ✔️Gorgeous garnishes? ✔️Served in glassware fancier than your aunt’s china? Oh, absolutely.

Your Insta feed won’t know what hit it.

3. More Dancing, Less Faceplanting

Real talk: mocktails mean people are having a great time and remember it the next morning. Your uncle won’t be trying to crowd surf to Whitney Houston, and your bridesmaids won’t be crying in the bathroom about their exes (well... we can’t promise that).

Mocktails bring the party and the peace.

4. You Can Name Them Ridiculous Things (and You Should)

This is where we thrive. Your dog’s name? Great. The street you met on? Love it. Your favorite show? Now serving Stranger Spritzes and Ginless Thrones.

We design mocktails that are just as memorable as the ones with the booze—without that "I texted my ex" regret. Win-win.

5. They Actually Taste Like Something

Here’s the kicker: mocktails can be more flavorful than their alcoholic cousins. When you’re not hiding behind vodka, you have to actually bring the flavor. Citrus, spice, herbal magic, a hint of sass—it’s all there, honey.

We’re not just mixing juice and calling it fancy. We’re bringing gourmet-level balance to your bar—minus the hangover.

6. The Kids Feel Fancy AF

You’ve never seen a 9-year-old light up like they do when we hand them a “Wedding Cooler” with a lemon twist and glittery straw. Suddenly, they’re royalty. They’re Beyoncé. They’re ready to hit the dance floor with sticky fingers and big energy.

Mocktails keep the kids cute and the adults calm. Everybody wins.

So Why Mocktails?

Because your guests deserve more than a warm bottle of water and a shrug. Because your bar should be inclusive and fabulous. And because we make it deliciously fun to stay sober while staying stylish.

Roanoke Roaming Spirits is here to bring you custom mocktails that wow—whether you're going dry, damp, or full bar bonanza. Just tell us your vibe, your colors, and your favorite fruit, and we’ll whip up a menu that slays harder than your first dance.

Want a mocktail bar at your wedding? We gotchu.✨ Want to name one after your dog? Please do.